I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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