You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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