they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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