You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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