I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
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Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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