if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
