i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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