she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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