The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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