Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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