Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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