This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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