Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"