It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.