so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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