They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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