Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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