he puts the penis in happiness.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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