I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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