Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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