i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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