at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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