smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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