She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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