Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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