I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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