not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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