I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he was CRYING into my vagina
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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