I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
It's rum buckets o'clock
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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