That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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