apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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