Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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