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• (631): View more from New York

  hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies

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• (716): View more from New York

  She's like a pop up book from hell.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works

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• (954): View more from Florida

  8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...

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  I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."

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  Finding that toy duck there was weird right?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.

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• (415): View more from California

  Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.

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• (415): View more from California

  In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.

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