worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The fabulous human disaster: it is him