Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
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only you would photoshop your dick
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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