remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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