There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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