his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
As shirtless as possible
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Alive.
So much puke
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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