Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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