I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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