Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Having a random hookup so left but love u
you guys were way drunker than both of me
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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