Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
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She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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