I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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