Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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