You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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