He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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