Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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