Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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