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Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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