Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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