Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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