should my penis look like a turkey
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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