How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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