Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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