TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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