Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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