Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
